Have you got a funny bone or two? Can fun connect with faith? You'd better believe it...."Funny Bone Faith" sees humor--AND faith--in the tough times and with God's help, smiles through tears as it triumphs in a Lord who brings joy and laughter to our lives--daily! Enjoy the fun and inspiration--and strengthen YOUR "Funny Bone Faith" right here--today!

Please note: Humor pieces are meant to be funny - no offense is meant with regard to age, sex, race, religion, occupation or any other topic. It is simply a way of laughing at ourselves; please do not take the humor personal or offensive.

"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine... (Proverbs 17:22)."

"Great Truths!?!"

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
7) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
8) Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a tic-tac.
9) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
10) School lunches stick to the wall.
11) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
12) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
13) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
3) One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
4) Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.
5) The best way to keep kids at home is to make a pleasant atmosphere-and let the air out of their tires.
6) Families are like fudge; mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
7) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
8) Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside.
9) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
10) My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely.
11) If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
3) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
4) You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
5) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
6) Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
7) One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.
8) Every time I think about exercise, I lie down til the thought goes away.
9) God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever.
10) It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
11) I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.
12) There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is already full.
13) Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
14) The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
15) Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
16) Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
17) Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
18) Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for a while, and it shrinks two sizes.
19) It is bad to suppress laughter; it goes back down and spreads to your hips.
20) Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes.
21) Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.

--Author unknown.

Today's Faith 'n Truth-Builder
"...building up yourselves on your most holy faith... (Jude 20)."

"Religious Bumper Stickers!"

Be ye fishers of men. You catch them and He will clean them.

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Do your best and then sleep in peace. God is Awake.

Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

Don't put a period where God put a comma.

Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord!

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

Give God what's right, not what's left!

Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.

God doesn't call the qualified; He qualifies the called.

God doesn't want shares of your life; He wants controlling interest!

God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts"!

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible!

He who angers you, controls you!

He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else.

He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!

If God is your Copilot -Swap seats!

In the sentence of life the Devil may be a comma, but DO NOT let him be the PERIOD!

Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.

Man's way leads to a hopeless end! God's way leads to an endless hope!

Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.

Never give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive!

Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.

Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

"Pray" is a four letter word that you can say anywhere (except in a public school).

Prayer - Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

Read The Bible... It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You!

The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

This Church is "Prayer Conditioned"!

To be almost saved is to be totally lost.

Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does!

We don't change the message, the message changes us.

We set the sail; God makes the wind.

We're too blessed to be depressed.

When God ordains, He sustains.

Wisdom has two parts: 1) Having a lot to say. 2) Not saying it.

Worry is the darkroom in which "negatives" are developed.

You can tell how big people are by what it takes to discourage them.

--Author unknown.

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