AND they're sending you on a TRIP! Beginning 12 a.m., November 12, for a period of 24 hours, you will reside in the belly of the whale in all its slimy, green splendor! It has been prepared specially in honor of your birthday. We knew our mom, ocean lover of the family, would DEEPLY love this kind gesture on our parts...While you're gone, we'll clean our rooms.......sure!!
Note to readers:
No, I am NOT one-hundred-years-old. SEE?? This is a joke - honest - chuckle!!
The ship is afloat in the ocean;
For this plan we're in one accord!
A BIG fish is deep in the water,
And soon you'll be thrown overboard.
Over, Over;
OLD MOM goes down in the deep, deep sea;
Over, Over,
We're glad it's her
And not WE, you see!
(Repeat chorus twice with these words:)
Mother, Mother,
How do you feel in that big slimy fish?
Mother, Mother!
"We wish you were younger,
We wish, we wish!"
Okay, Okay,
A joke we just wanted to play today;
Okay, Okay, BIG FISH, oops her up,
It's our MOM'S birth-day!!
Please be advised, dear Mom, that we reserve celebrations of this immensity only for family of great worth! Happy Birthday from your family and friends--now please go take a shower, Mom--you're a slimy, green seaweed mess!!
NOTE TO ALL NET SURFERS: Please forward all birthday condolences and CHOCOLATE to our-old-mom@whale.com!!
As a last resort, there's always, heaven forbid, MOM'S Kitchen!
Are you in deep waters today? Visit The Emergency Room for spiritual help!
Let's go back HOME! where normal people live! These people are crazy!
Music Credit
Credit goes to Denes Agay (the original
composer and available from a publisher), Marc Weimer (the
original sequencer), and Pierre Schwob (who added the voice changes which
might appear on this version, an Internet collaboration.
Most of the music playing at Peggie's Place originates from Songs of Praise.
Visit their great Web site to hear beautiful tunes by many talented artists (CDs are available).
Celebrating God's goodness . . .. . . 14 million and counting!
Note: Counter keeps a running total of "page views" for the
entire site. --It jogs around the world and around the clock--to find
YOU!
This Christian home has been visited a zillion times
since December 26, 1995! Well, not quite, but there HAS been a houseful--and
STILL room for one more--YOU! The Christian Counter scans the entire site--and there's plenty of chocolate for everyone--so enjoy!
Please note that while I strongly adhere to major tenets of the
evangelical Christian faith, I may not personally agree with every specific doctrinal belief set forth in other
Christian pages, nor would all necessarily agree with me. I do want to provide a diversity of links and resource material
for the entire Body of Christ to enjoy, and trust you will view it as such.
A safety tip: Internet links and material may include other links and/or material which do not reflect my Christian views or yours. Please choose wisely and use with discretion! And if you find an ugly spider hiding in a dark corner,
you may smash it with a broom from my BROOM
CLOSET--I hate offensive stuff too!
. . . TOLD you Mom was old!!
Let's go back 
