1. God grades on the cross, not the curve.
2. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come on in for a faith lift.
3. Don't give God instructions - just report for duty!
4. God doesn't want shares of your life - He wants controlling interest.
5. Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
6. A family altar can alter a family.
7. We don't change the message - the message changes us.
8. This Church is 'Prayer' conditioned!
9. When God ordains, he sustains.
10. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!
11. Plan ahead - it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark!
12. Most people want to serve God - but only in an advisory capacity.
13. Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible!
14. Exercise daily - walk with the Lord!
15. If you've got enough of Jesus to get to heaven, you have enough Jesus to
get you to church.
16. The perfect Church - for those who aren't!
17. Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous!
18. Remember the banana - when it left the bunch it got skinned.
19. Wisdom has two parts: 1- Having a lot to say 2- Not saying it.
20. Hem your day with prayer and it will be less apt to unravel at the
edges.
21. Never give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive!
22. Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does!
23. A clean conscience makes a soft pillow.
24. Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.
25. You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
26. He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
27. A fellow who says it can't be done is likely to be interrupted by
someone doing it.
28. Kindness is difficult to give away 'cause it keeps coming back.
29. He who angers you controls you!
30. Worry is the darkroom in which 'negatives' are developed.
31. Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.
32. For all you do, His blood's for you!
33. Forbidden fruits create many jams.
34. Be ye fishers of men, you catch them - He will clean them.
35. Deciding not to choose is still making a choice.
36. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
37. Read the Bible - It will challenge you to live right, to go to Heaven.
38. If God is your copilot - Swap seats!
39. Give God what's right, not what's left!
40. 'Pray' is a four-letter word that you can say anywhere.
--Author unknown. Found circulating in email.
