For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much
pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because
I'm overworked.
The population of this country is 237 million.
104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of
this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19
million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves
16.2 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City
Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000
to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me.
And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes.
--Author unknown. Seleected from Net 153 Sunday Funnies Newsletter.
"We the Christians - Our Declaration"
WE THE CHRISTIANS OF THE UNITED STATES:
Will get down on our knees, and pray.
God is Commander of this battalion,
Who deserves our praise,
with every gold medallion.
We stand United, in His cause.
We know Our Lord won't let us fall.
He stands beside us as we pray
And He will lead us to victory, come what may.
The Wars we fight, in Jesus' Name,
Will never cease to be in vain.
Steadfast and loyal, side by side;
With God our Savior, Friend, and Guide.
Our Lord of Lords and King of Kings
Will fight this "Terror" Satan brings.
You'll find it's 'God, Our Commander, whose won!'
In remembrance of those who were killed,
and wounded in the bombing
of the World Trade Center
in New York, Pennsylvania, and Washington DC.
America mourns, and prays with you.
May God bless, and comfort all of you.
-- Author Unknown. Found circulating the Web via email.
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