At the University of Chicago Divinity School each year they have what is
called "Baptist Day." It is a day when all the Baptists in the area are
invited to the school because they want the Baptist dollars to keep coming
in. On this day each one is to bring a lunch to be eaten outdoors in a
grassy picnic area.
Every "Baptist Day" the school would invite one of the greatest minds to
lecture in the theological education center. One year they invited Dr. Paul
Tillich. Dr. Tillich spoke for two and one-half hours proving that the
resurrection of Jesus was false. He quoted scholar after scholar and book
after book. He concluded that since there was no such thing as the
historical resurrection, the religious tradition of the church was
groundless, emotional mumbo-jumbo because it was based on a relationship
with a risen Jesus, who, in fact, never rose from the dead in any literal
sense. He then asked if there were any questions.
After about 30 seconds, an old, dark skinned preacher with a head of
short-cropped, woolly white hair stood up in the back of the auditorium.
"Docta Tillich, I got one question," he said as all eyes turned toward him.
He reached into his sack lunch, pulled out an apple, and began eating it.
"Docta Tillich ... CRUNCH, MUNCH...my question is a simple question. CRUNCH,
CRUNCH...Now, I ain't never read them books you read...CRUNCH, MUNCH·and I
can't recite the scriptures in the original Greek...CRUNCH, MUNCH...I don't
know nothin' about Niebuhr and Heidegger."...CRUNCH, MUNCH.
He finished the apple. "All I wanna know is: This apple I just ate as it
bitter or sweet?"
Dr. Tillich paused for a moment and answered in exemplary, scholarly
fashion: "I cannot possibly answer that question, for I haven't tasted your
apple."
The white-haired preacher dropped the core of his apple into his crumpled
paper bag, looked up at Dr. Tillich and said calmly, "Neither have you
tasted my Jesus."
The 1,000 plus in attendance could not contain themselves. The auditorium
erupted with applause and cheers.
Dr. Tillich thanked his audience and promptly left the platform.
Have you tasted Jesus? He has risen...and He's coming back one day!
--Author unknown. Found circulating the Net.
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