I will not swat my human's head repeatedly when she's
on the family room floor trying to do sit ups.
When my human is typing at the computer, her forearms
are *not* a hammock.
Computer and TV screens do not exist to backlight my
lovely tail.
I am a walking static generator. My human doesn't need my
help installing a new board in her computer.
I will not bring the city police to the front door by stepping on the
speaker phone button and then the automatic 911 dial button.
I will not speed dial the overseas numbers.
I will not walk on the keyboard when my human is writing
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