ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.
SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it...and, of course, there's the hot air part.
SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.
SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider . . . it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
--Author Unknown...found circulating the Net via email.
Looking back, it's hard to believe that we have lived as long as we
have.
As children we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.
Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special
treat.
Our baby cribs were painted with bright colored lead based paint. We
often
chewed on the crib, ingesting the paint.
We had no childproof lids on
medicine
bottles, doors, or cabinets, and when we rode our bikes we had no
helmets.
We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle.
We would
spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then rode down the
hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the
bushes
a
few times we learned to solve the problem.
We would leave home in the
morning
and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.
No one was able to reach us all day.
We played dodgeball and sometimes the ball would really hurt. We ate
cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank sugar soda, but we were never
overweight; we were always outside playing.
Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team.
Those who
didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Some students weren't
as smart as others so they failed a grade and were held back to repeat
the same grade.
That generation produced some of the greatest risk-takers and problem
solvers. We had the freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and
we learned how to deal with it all!!!
--Author Unknown.
--found circulating the Net via email.
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