For those getting along in years, here is a little
secret for building arm and shoulder muscles.
Three days a week works well. Begin by standing outside
behind the house, and with a 5-lb. potato sack in each hand...
extend your arms straight out to your sides and hold them
there as long as you can.
After a few weeks, move up to 10-lb.
potato sacks and then 50-lb. potato sacks, and finally get to
where you can lift a 100 lb. potato sack in each hand and hold
your arms straight for more than a full minute.
Next...start putting a few potatoes in the sacks,
but be careful not to overdo.
--found circulating the Net via email.
Feed your faith and your
doubts will starve to death...
God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts...
Some folks wear their halos much too tight...
Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to be maintained on earth...
Sorrow looks back, worry looks around,
and faith looks up...
Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous. You get knocked down by the traffic from both ways.
Words are windows to the heart.
A skeptic is a person who when he sees the handwriting on the wall claims its a forgery.
It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill - just add a little dirt.
A successful marriage isn't finding the right person - it's being the right person.
The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground.
Too many people offer God prayers,
with claw marks all over them.
The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.
To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then discover the prisoner was you.
You have to wonder about humans, they think God is dead and Elvis is alive!
It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done.
You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it sticks out its neck...
If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.
God gave the angels wings,
and humans CHOCOLATE...
--found circulating the Net via email.
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