Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have
film.
I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just
wish He didn't trust me so much.
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
If the shoe fits......buy it in every color.
If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need
the trip.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Some days are a total waste of makeup.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of
the waist change places.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away
three weeks before you need it.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to
recognize a mistake when you make it again.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long
enough to make them all yourself.
--Selected from Good Clean Fun newsletter.
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Daily Wisdom.
A service of Gospel Communications International.
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I am not my hair, my eyes, my nose or my mouth. I am not my skin nor the
shape of any body parts. I am not my IQ. I am not the sound of my voice
nor the volume of my laughter. I am not my strengths nor any of my
weaknesses. I am not the level of my skills.
The temple of my physical makeup is a culmination of genetics. It reveals
nothing about the person who resides within. I take no credit and point
no blame for the way I look. My temple is perfect, as is. This body is
not who I am. It is an exquisitely perfect dwelling for my soul.
Everything about it is exactly as it should be. No other, anywhere, ever,
could serve my soul as well. I am not anything you can see with your eyes
or touch with your hands. Should you judge me by that criteria, you will
never know me.
I am not a dumping ground for biases based on a man-made standard, and I
do not accept the prejudice such biases create.
I am a union of body, mind and spirit, a trio, not a solo.
To know me, is to know yourself.
Those who hear the voice of their soul, recognize the song in mine. They
do not stop at the front door and judge me by the dwelling in which I
reside. With a humble sense of honor, they knock upon the door and ask to
come in.
The judgment of others does not change who I am. Quite the opposite is
true. It reveals who they are. Those who deem me unworthy at a glance and
pass me by, have my blessing to keep walking, for they have a long way to
go. They have not reached the point where they are able to see and
appreciate me for who I am.
I will accept no less.
--By Terri McPherson. Visit Terri's site.
--Selected from Daily Wisdom.
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