It's Time for Tickles 'n Truth A Fun, Faith 'n Funny Bone Feature
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"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine... (Proverbs 17:22)."
"Funny Bone Faith" sees humor--AND faith--in the tough times and with God's help, smiles through tears as it triumphs in a Lord who brings joy and laughter to our lives--daily! Enjoy the fun and inspiration--and strengthen YOUR "Funny Bone Faith" right here--today!
NOTE: Humor pieces are meant to be funny. No offense is meant with regard to age, sex, race, religion, occupation or any other topic. It is simply a way of laughing at ourselves, so please just laugh along with us!
This is a list of the ways that professors in different departments grade
their final exams:
Law School:
Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.
Dept Of Mathematics:
Grades are variable.
Dept. Of Physics:
Grades are relative. but... All theoretical physics is really mathematics.
See Above.
Dept. Of Chemistry:
All theoretical chemistry is really physics. See Above.
Dept. Of Biology:
All theoretical biology is really chemistry. See Above.
Dept. Of Logic:
If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has
accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the
student will not receive an A.
Dept. Of Marxist Studies:
The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class
struggles. Therefore, everyone will now get the same grade!
Dept. Of Economics:
All of your grades, as a collection, will reach the level where your
marginal product (MP) of labour for each individual grade is equal.
Dept. Of Operations & Logistics Management:
Grades will be posted *at* 12:00 Noon. NOT 11:59 -- NOT 12:01.
Dept. Of Computer Science:
Random number generator determines grade, but... YOUR grade is an object in
a class of its own.
Music Department:
Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play
the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively).
I had a "drug" problem when I was a young person and teenager.
I was "drug" to church on Sunday morning.
I was "drug" to church for weddings and funerals.
I was "drug" to family reunions no matter the weather.
I was "drug" to the bus stop to go to School every weekday.
I was "drug" by my ears when disrespectful to adults and teachers.
I was also "drug" to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents.
Those "drugs" are still in my veins; and they affect my behavior in
every thing I do, say, and think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack
or heroin, and if our children had this kind of "drug" problem, America
would certainly be a better place.
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