It's Time for Tickles 'n Truth A Fun, Faith 'n Funny Bone Feature
A Daily Dose of Rib-Splitting Fun and Body-building Faith at Peggie's Place!
"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine... (Proverbs 17:22)."
"Funny Bone Faith" sees humor--AND faith--in the tough times and with God's help, smiles through tears as it triumphs in a Lord who brings joy and laughter to our lives--daily! Enjoy the fun and inspiration--and strengthen YOUR "Funny Bone Faith" right here--today!
NOTE: Humor pieces are meant to be funny. No offense is meant with regard to age, sex, race, religion, occupation or any other topic. It is simply a way of laughing at ourselves, so please just laugh along with us!
The Ages of Women Age 3: Looks at herself and sees a Queen!
Age 8: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty.
Age 15: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping
Beauty/Cheerleader or if she is PMS'ing: sees Fat/Pimples/UGLY ("Mom I
can't go Êto school looking like this!")
Age 20: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall,
too Êstraight/too curly" - but decides she's going anyway.
Age 30: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall,
too Êstraight/too curly" - but decides she doesn't have time to fix it so
she's going Êanyway.
Age 40: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall,
too Êstraight/too curly" - but says, "At least, I'm clean" and goes anyway.
Age 50: Looks at herself and sees "I am" and goes wherever she wants to
go.
Age 60: Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't
even Êsee themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and conquers the
world.
Age 70: Looks at herself & sees wisdom, laughter and ability, goes out Êand
enjoys life.
Age 80: Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a purple hat and goes out to
have fun with the world.
--Found circulating the Web via email!
Today's Truth: "The Devil's Beatitudes"
Blessed are those who are too tired, too busy, too distracted to spend an hour once a week with their fellow Christians - they are my best workers.
Blessed are those Christians who wait to be asked and expect to be thanked - I can use them.
Blessed are the touchy who stop going to church -- they are my missionaries.
Blessed are the trouble makers -- they shall be called my children.
Blessed are the complainers - I'm all ears to them.
Blessed are those who are bored with the minister's mannerisms and mistakes -- for they get nothing out of his sermons.
Blessed is the church member who expects to be invited to his own church -- for he is a part of the problem instead of the solution.
Blessed are those who gossip -- for they shall cause strife and divisions that please me.
Blessed are those who are easily offended -- for they will soon get angry and quit.
Blessed are those who do not give their offering to carry on God's work -- for they are my helpers.
Blessed is he who professes to love God but hates his brother and sister -- for he shall be with me forever.
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