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"Church Signs"
1. "The best vitamin for a Christian is B1."2. "Under same management for over 2000 years."
3. "Soul food served here."
4. "Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk!"
5. "You can give without loving but you cannot love without giving."
6. "Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!"
7. "Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church."
8. "We should be more concerned with the Rock Of Ages, instead of the "age of rock."
9. "Reputation is what people think about you. Character is what people know you are."
10. "Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case!"
11. "Come early for a good Back-seat."
12. "Life has many choices, Eternity has two. What's yours?"
13. "Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due."
14. "A man's character is like a fence. It cannot be strengthened by whitewash."
15. "Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!"
16. "Preach the gospel at all times.. Use words if necessary."
17. "Delay is preferable to error."
18. "It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees."
19 "A clear conscience makes a soft pillow."
20. "The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday."
21. "Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive."
22. "Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings."
23. "Forbidden fruit creates many jams."
24. "May is God's apology for February."
25. "To belittle is to be little."
26. "Don't let the littleness in others bring out the littleness in you."
27. "God answers knee mail."
28. "Try Jesus. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back."
Have a nice day!!!
--Unknown; found circulating in email.
"You Have Done It Unto Me!" A young lady named Sally, relates an experience she had in a seminary class, given by her teacher, who we'll call Brother Smith.She says Brother Smith was known for his elaborate object lessons.
One particular day, Sally walked into seminary and knew they were in for another fun day. On the wall was a big target and on a nearby table were many darts. Brother Smith told the students to draw a picture of someone that they disliked or someone who had made them angry, and he would allow them to throw darts at the person's picture.
Sally's girlfriend (on her right), drew a picture of a girl who had stolen her boyfriend. Another friend (on her left), drew a picture of his little brother.
Sally drew a picture of Brother Smith, putting a great deal of detail into her drawing, even drawing pimples on his face. Sally was pleased at the overall effect she had achieved.
The class lined up and began throwing darts, with much laughter and hilarity. Some of the students threw their darts with such force that their targets were ripping apart. Sally looked forward to her turn, and was filled with disappointment when Brother Smith, because of time limits, asked the students to return to their seats.
As Sally sat thinking about how angry she was because she didn't have a chance to throw any darts at her target, Brother Smith began removing the target from the wall. Underneath the target was a picture of Jesus...
A complete hush fell over the room as each student viewed the mangled picture of Jesus; holes and jagged marks covered His face and His eyes were pierced out.
Brother Smith said only these words, "In as much as ye have done it unto the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto Me."
No other words were necessary; the tear-filled eyes of each student focused only on the picture of Christ. The students remained in their seats... even after the bell rang... then slowly left the classroom, tears streaming down their faces.
PRAYER: For our sins of commission and omission against you and others we ask forgiveness today, O Lord, our rock and our redeemer. Amen.
--Selected from God@Work newsletter, a ministry of St Mark's United Methodist Church, Lincoln, Nebraska 68520.
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