*Version One*
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind,
thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and
inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no
feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy--will you let
me be yours?
Jane
*Version Two*
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind,
thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and
inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no
feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you
let me be?
Yours, Jane
--Selected from Pastor Tim's CleanLaughs.
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"The 23rd Psalm--for the Workplace!"
The Lord is my real Boss, and I shall not want. He gives me peace, when
chaos
is all around me. He gently reminds me to pray before I speak and to do all
things without murmuring and complaining.
He reminds me that He is my Source and not my job. He restores my sanity
every day and guides my decisions that I might honor Him in everything I do.
Even though I face absurd amounts of e-mails, system crashes, unrealistic
deadlines, budget cutbacks, gossiping co-workers, discriminating
supervisors,
and an aging body that doesn't cooperate every morning,
I will not stop -- for He is with me!
His presence, His peace and His power will see me through. He raises me up,
even when they fail to promote me. He claims me as His own, even when the
company threatens to let me go.
His faithfulness and love are better than any bonus check, and His
retirement
plan beats every 401K there is!
When it's all said and done, I'll be working for Him a whole lot longer and
for that, I bless His Name.
--Author unknown. Found circulating in E-mail around the Web.
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